What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?